Hello FromTheSilverGlobe!:)
Finally, I have computer!:)
Well, it is not so easy to deal with technology here - You know, not to many shops on the Moon:) But I send (this malicious) MoonDragon to the Earth to solve this problem; I told him "take some moon rocks, and buy me a computer"! Oh, it was not so hard at all - MoonDragons are just like dogs - assuming that Your dog has a fire-based-breath of course (and - by the way -the main difference is, that MoonDragon can fly, but does not have flies:)). I have to admit, that it was also risky, becouse human beings do not know Dragons at all (nobody in whole Galaxy belives me, that people are so un-aware!), which means, that they had to be a little bit confused. But, as I suppose they will figure something out, to explain what they saw. As far as I know, they will create new religion around my MoonDragon, just like they did last time, or invent new mind disorder, just like they did before that, but that is not the point. The point is - I wanted to communicate with the world, so as soon as (this malicious) MoonDragon came back, I tried how my new electronic toy works... And I realized, that I have no electricity here. After I had my normal colour back, I decided to go to the Earth by myself, to buy a wire. As I planed, I did. I only hope, that this poor Lady form the store will be fine... It was really not my fault... I only asked for a wire...
"How long should it be"? - she asked.
"384.000 km." - I said, and smiled to her.
Than, she fainted.
Yes, yes - I know - I shouldn't have smiled.
Oh, and I wanted to apologise to NASA for demolishing one of their precious satelites, which simpy hit my wire, changed direction, and burned down in Earth's atmosphere... Half a world does not have a phones now, sorry, I did not mean to do it. Anyway, police will never find me. (And even if they did, they would not be able to collect enough money to hire a lawyer, who would agree to travel to the Moon. Besides people do not have dragon-damages insurance, just like me, which - im my case - is stupid, really stupid. I mean REALLY:)).
So, here I am, with electricity, computer, and this malicious MoonDragon, happy about new possibilities!:)
Greetings FromThe SilverGlobe!:))) ) )))
ManFromTheMoon:)
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